NEW QUOTES!!!!

"I kinda can't feel my face" - Peanuts (Dan)

"Its the things that you keep inside until your inhibitions go away" - Peanuts

Nick:  "She's hot!"
Ed:  "She has ugly tits!"
Peanuts:  "I think my tits look like that."

"Ya know what you gotta do Peanuts?  You gotta get drunk and walk in with your dick hanging out and the girls will be all over ya" - Ed

"I just want to taouch Haley Berry's boobs!!!!" - Meg

"Hukt on fonikz wurkt fer mee" - Colin

"My boyfriend is a flammer!" - Lauren V. (Ed's girlfriend)

Meg:  "I would only have a threesome with another girl, not another guy."
Furry Jen:  "I would!!!"

"When I get drunk, everyones gotta get drunk with me!" - Colin

" If I show up to the drink up with the game ball all the girls will be all over me" - Andy

" Who's the asshole who stained my rug?" - Lauren

"Shit, don't tell Lauren" - PJ

"Critta do you know where you are?" - Leo
I'm on the ground." - Critta

"Number 10 you can kiss my ass!" - Meg

" I can't deal!" - Courtney

"Stand by 1" - Dennis and Mike

"Don't give us a dirty look , I'll kick your ass!" - Jill

" Are we in America?" - Rachel
"I think we are on the border" - Kerri

 "I really love the little girls" - Nick

"Hey, I am not on the team for my brains!"- Gerry D

Ryan: "Wow, i was so drunk last night I don't remember what happened."
PJ: "yeah I don't either."
Ryan: "My ass hurts real bad too."
PJ: "Thats funny, mine does too."

ED: "My face feels like I got into a fight with it."

Andy: "Well we're having a fire so I figured id go get my fireman's coat, now the girls are all over me"

Joe: "Rugby? what's that? ..I'm part of the Rhode Island College French Club"

Suite O girls: "What!! the rugby games cancelled?!?! quick lets go get a ton of beer, get the rugby boys drunk, and take advantage of them!!!"

"Josh, I didn't drop you.  I swear!" - Chris E.

"When Hannibal went into the Alps he took elephants
with him.  When he left, there were no elephants,
because they ate them all!!!

LETS EAT SOME ELEPHANTS!!
LETS EAT SOME ELEPHANTS!!!!!"

-Walter "Spot" Borden

Andy: "Leo, you dropped me!!!"
Leo: "So?!"

Andy:  "O my God Sorry Gerry, Sorry"

Gerry: "It's ok, Keep playing"

Andy:  "Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your hand"

Gerry:  "Shut up the scrum is still going"

Andy:  "Sorry, I didn't mean it"

"No Smoking weed untill after the game or at least halftime" - Referee from Wentworth

"Walter was a load that should have been swallowed" - Chris E.

"Hey, whoever did that, I am gonna eat your balls" - PJ

Ebonics:  "Aw sheeet this sheeet is sheeet" - Dayemean
English:  "Oh shit, this shirt is shit"